Garrett

Fat ass bitch who never wants to do anything social. Will do anything to sit in bed all day.

(Guy): why didn’t Garrett come hang with us?
(Guy 2): he is too busy being fat and playing Xbox.

by Peter griffin February 3, 2020

Gabriel

"Made in Chino, not China"

Gabriel is a guy that lives in Chino, not to be mistaken with China...

by M.Corey October 22, 2008

Gabriel

Wog, also Latin for Rat.

I had to call pest control to rid of some Gabriels.

by Virgin Slammer August 22, 2011

garriage

The social institution under which a man and a man, or a woman and a woman establish their decision to live as husband and husband or wife and wife by legal commitments, religious ceremonies, etc.

If two members of the same sex can't join in marriage, they can certainly be joined in garriage.

Defenders of the sanctity of marriage are happy because their word and definition of "marriage" is left unscathed.

LGBTQ people are happy because they can now enjoy all the rights that come with being married.

"We are gathered here today to join Jim and Steve in garriage."

by Casehog January 28, 2012

ben garrison

An independent cartoonist who lives in Montana and is one of the most disgusting people in the world. He thinks Michelle Obama is a man, vaccines cause autism, Milo Yiannopolous' speeches are acceptable,

and an overall prick.

Ben Garrison is pushing his luck, one of these days he will go too far.

by That Lego on the floor May 18, 2017

gabriella

A tall, round-faced, athletic, flamboyant teenage girl who loves studying frogs and scaring people.

"May I do my essay on two different kinds of frogs?" asked Gabriella

by ka-boing March 2, 2010

Quarter Black Garrett

Loyal producer of Louder With Crowder and all around good guy. He is a quarter black.

Quarter Black Garrett is joining the stream? Awesome.

by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021