Futa

Girl who has a dick and pussy, commonly seen in hentai

Degenerate: Ayo check out this futa hentai
Human: What is that

Degenerate: Girl who has a dick and a pussy
Human: What The Fuck

by GirlWhoIsNSFW October 14, 2021

exercise in futility

When parts of your body are still jiggling long after you have stopped running.

Jennifer was the only one in the gym who considered her workout to be an exercise in futility, since the men all appreciated that her boobs were still bouncing long after she got off the treadmill.

by leroywaggle June 14, 2011

futurific

Describes something that is both futuristic and also terrific which exists in the present.

(in 2005): The iTunes Music Store sells television programs pay per episode. It's pretty futurific.

by Blake Brasher December 19, 2005

Future Killer

n. - A person who has in his/her possession incriminating pics or video of another. This person now has the power to kill your future (jobs, promotions, significant others).

1. Billy Bob: Dang Jethro, Earl is showin' everybody that picture of you with that sheep at the last company picnic - aint no way yur gitten that promotion to janitor now!

Jethro: Yeah, Earl sure is a future killer.

2. Monique: Hey Kathleen, did you know somebody took a picture of you with your dog and is posting it all over school?

Kathleen: I know, I have to find out who the future killer is before that pic hits the internet!

by Macnanimous February 16, 2010

Futey

A fat girl that is a cutey

Damn bro, Tara is such a futey, I would totally hit that!

by Jay Pazzaz February 18, 2010

Future Fossil

Noun: A name usually assigned to someone who is old in age and close to becoming deceased somewhere in the near future.

"You see these new bills Obama is passing? I'm thinking we should've went with John McCain."
"Are you kidding? That future fossil would've been way passed gone by now."

by hansonpaulsey December 1, 2009

future fun

Future fun is the fun you are not having presently, but will have when you tell people about it.

Bill: Dude, I heard you went to Hawaii, how was it?
Bob: All i did was sightseeing. The airport lost my luggage and I spent the entire week in the clothes I went there with.
Bill: That sounds like it sucked.
Bob: Yeah, but it's future fun!

by lazyeddo April 23, 2010