Happy Tree Friend

the Happy Tree Friend, also known as "Amicus venerandum", is a North American species of the Mammalia class. A tree friend usually appears as an adorable woodland creature, with different species forms ranging from rabbits to squirrels to chipmunks. They have boot feet, buck-teeth, heart noses, and Pac-Man eyes. All of them have thin lines located on their philtrum, between the nose and mouth. According to MrRockGuy who gave a definition to this in June 2004, they die in horribly violent accidents and situations, and this is actually true too sometimes! However, mostly when they get hurt, they will make noises ranging from screams to whimpers, and depict injuries as well. Mostly, there is no blood in the injuries, but some bleeding, to make sure it's appropriate for children. These animals behave mostly like children, seeking people to play with. Even though they can get bored too, they are also kept as pets according to Statistics Canada. Some of them have cheeks too; a few of them have freckles, gapped teeth, and antlers if they're a moose. They can sing, speak clear English and gibberish, and dance.

According to Animal Planet, they are usually found in cities and towns, even in rural places. As well as that, they can even be found in America too! If a tree friend appears as an anteater, the animal has NO BUCKTEETH OR NOSE, just a trunk.

some british boi narrator named michael rosen: hey guys watching the telly, this is bbc planet earth. today we be taking a look at, well, can't see ems?
a tree friend: Wheeeee! *laughing* Wahoo! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Me: AAAGH!! A TREE FRIEND!! Y'ALL NOT SURVIVE!! MUST YEET!!
*yeets the tree friend and pulls out his meaty striped venison in order to use him as food*
the narrator: oh, its called a happy tree friend. well, we're in a forest in London, England. A seething predator, homo sapiens, is violently gaming the animal. I've just found the animal to actually be Cuddles the rabbit.
*after*
narrator: we see a family in London eating this tree friend. it's complete with spices and pepper as well as other seasonings.
elmer fudd: ahh, woasted wabbit boi

by MrWhomstDVe December 29, 2018

i'm holding it for a friend

I am most certainly not holding it for a friend.

Johnny what is this newly purchased carton of Marlboro's doing in your sock drawer?

It's not mine...I'm holding it for a friend!

by Simone! June 18, 2011

Beauty Fiend

1-A girl who knows that she's not pretty like all the models on TV, but knows that she is hotter than they ever could be. A word popularized by the lead singer of My Ruin, Tairrie B.
2- A girl who knows she doesn't need a guy who won't appretiate her for what she is on the inside.

1-Dude, she is such a beauty fiend!

2-stuck inside this mask of mine
There's no place for me to hide
Won't you please come and suck me dry
Don't touch me
don't you fucking touch me
Don't touch me... WHY?
Can't you see beyond my skin
SIZE, my SHAPE, my ASS, my TITS
I am not your PRETTY FACE
I'm just a girl
THE GIRL YOU LOVE TO HATE!!!!
Watch me bleed
I'm no beauty
Watch me bleed
Beauty queen
Watch me bleed
I'm the beauty
Watch me bleed
BEAUTY FIEND

by Glitter Sores January 7, 2004

special lady friend

A person whom you are dating exclusively, but who has not yet been elevated to "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" status.

See also: "special lady friend"

I'd like you guys to meet my special lady friend Jill; we've been sleeping--err, chilling together for about three weeks now.

by Sunfish February 16, 2005

Friend Zone

What you attain after you fail to impress a woman you're attracted to. Usually initiated by the woman saying, "You're such a good friend". Usually associated with long days of suffering and watching your love interest hop from one bad relationship to another. Verb tense is "Friend-ed".

"I spent all that money on a date, just to find out she put me in the Friend Zone(said with eerie echo)."

"You know that hot girl I've been talking to? She just Friend-ed me."

by I Like Bread December 15, 2003

fair-weather friend

Quite simply, a traitor who seems to be your friend when things are going well in your life, but will ditch you the second things start to look bad. Fair-weather friends are often very selfish with sociopathic elements in their personalities, and are usually on the prowl for a poor tool to take advantage of. He/she won't miss an opportunity to use someone to get something. Watch yourself, or you could be the next victim!

Once William lost his job and his house, like a fair-weather friend, Paul was quick to ditch him and look for someone else to mooch from.

by Nimrod_Nineveh April 7, 2010

Fairweather Friend

Someone who poses as a friend when it suits them, but are shady or shonky at other times.

After Mat broke up with my friend, he would act extremely shady all the time, pretending to lose his phone, and pretending not to receive SMS's. At times there was even no toilet paper, or shit on the walls. He is a fairweather friend.

by FWF September 24, 2010