fart blast

a. A fart sounding like a duck got stepped on and died
b. A prank envolving farting onto a super soaker and blasting someone in the face with a high powered fart

i better not let this one go its gonna be a fart blast and i dont have a change of underwear

fart blast by geminimonkey October 30, 2010

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Fart Transfer

When someone, usually a male, puts one of his ringers directly outside of their anus, farts, and puts the stench of the fart elsewhere.

Example 1:
Guy: Wow, I didn't know my farts smelled so putrid until I fart transferred them to my nose!

Example 2:
Jesus man, why did you have to do a fart transfer in my face!?

Fart Transfer by Dead_Nugent December 19, 2010

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fart throttling

The act of releasing a small portion of your fart to avoid confrontation.

There was no way I'd make it through our long quarterly meeting without farting so I had to employ my fart throttling skills to release gas without getting caught.

fart throttling by Sharthur July 17, 2009

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fart sex

The act of humping and pounding a sweaty anus with which hot, steaming, acidic fart gas jet pulses fourth into the humpers wide open nostrils. The smell of the gas is so pungent that the humpers nostrils burn and blister which, being that the humper is sadomasochistic, makes him/her blow his/her load.

"Damnit my home fries, that fart sex last night with your mother was fanstastical!"

fart sex by Deedledee July 26, 2006