family guy

Verb: To point out the punchline or gag of your own joke so that your audience, which you assume is daft, will understand and laugh.

Person 1: My head is actually extremely hard
Person 1: Hahaha that's sexual!!!
Person 2: Way to Family Guy your own joke, man.

by mattgcn March 8, 2009

Familiarant

A restaurant popular among a group of friends and/or family members. An eating establishment that is visited often.

Mom: hey I don't feel like cooking tonight. I'm going to just go pick up a 20 piecer from KFC.

Kids: Alright! Goin' with the familiarant! *jumping high five*

by Starshadow January 16, 2010

working families

Meaningless statement favoured by the moron that for some reason Australia voted Prime Minister.

"Working families, working families, working families, working families." Kevin Rudd (Australian Prime Minister)

by someaussie April 16, 2008

familiar

A mortal being subserviant to a vampire, effectively in their control by a type of attraction or affection felt on a primal level. Since they are being controlled subliminally, some often seem to have a personal reason for their service to their lords. Can be man or animal, regarding the fact that control over a higher evolved mind requires a more powerful aura. The most talented of vampires have even been known to control lost souls caught between life and death.

"Remember that my eye is ever watchful as the gleam behind the those of my faithful familiars."

by Aaron March 15, 2005

Family Jeopardy

To play this demented but fun game you will need your family to participate ( pets included!) Before sitting down to watch Alex Trebek grace us with his vast knowledge in jeopardy, each family member must strip naked. After each family member is naked, each player must put their hand firmly on the opposing family members genitals ( Even number families are encourged to play this game only). Instead of buzzing in with the correct answer, the player has to stroke or "beat" the shit out of the opposing players genital that their hand is on in order to make the loudest noise ( ex: balls hitting the leg , or vaginal lips flapping loudest). The person creating the loudest noise will be choosen by a family member who participates in being "Alex". Also money is not an object in this game, after each round whoever climaxed the most is eliminated. Finally once the players/player reaches final jeopardy and answers the question correctly, they are forced to drink the loosing players semen in order to gain immortality.

Man, I totally look at my sister in a new perspective now after playing Family Jeopardy.

Family Jeopardy is the main reason of our divorce Dr.

by Brent Champion May 28, 2008

Famzone

The worst kind of friendzone. If she famzones you, she doesn't even want to be friends you. You are "fam." Nothing more than an acquaintance.

The only known way to escape the famzone is by drinking a magical potion. Some humans call this concoction bleach. Be warned. Magic is scary.

1. "Hey, girl, you want to go to Starbucks with me after school?"
"But ur fam"

2. "Man, she called me fam. How deep am I into the friendzone?"
"Dude, you're WAY past the friendzone now..."

3. "Bro, I love you, but you're..."
"Is this a Famzone...?"

by fgopl aka 13wood September 8, 2014

faminsanity

Not being able to think clearly while one is on a diet, specifically, a mental obsession with food due to the restriction of calories.

After two days of being on a diet, all I could think about was chocolate. I was on the verge of faminsanity.

by akchimerigal January 3, 2009