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The worst kind of friendzone. If she famzones you, she doesn't even want to be friends you. You are "fam." Nothing more than an acquaintance.

The only known way to escape the famzone is by drinking a magical potion. Some humans call this concoction bleach. Be warned. Magic is scary.
1. "Hey, girl, you want to go to Starbucks with me after school?"
"But ur fam"

2. "Man, she called me fam. How deep am I into the friendzone?"
"Dude, you're WAY past the friendzone now..."

3. "Bro, I love you, but you're..."
"Is this a Famzone...?"
Famzone by fgopl aka 13wood September 8, 2014
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fanzoned 

being placed in the position of a fan and nothing more by your favourite singer / band member
message to your favourite band member "I love you so much" their reply "thanks for your support" this is being fanzoned
fanzoned by itswood98 November 3, 2013
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Verb
Static groping of a boob for an extended period of time (more than half an hour).
Dude 1: What!? You falzoned Jessie?
Dude 2: Wait... that's not normal?
Falzone by Oddly Green March 6, 2016
When you are at the movies and have your arm around your girl and put halfway through the movie you decide to put your sweaty hand on her boob and leave it there for the rest of the movie.
I falzoned this girl last night. I'm so embarrassed
falzone by STEEVE ZARAGROWZA$$ March 12, 2016

Falzone cone

A retard's coned penis.
Oh my god that's a tiny falzone cone!
Falzone cone by Tylarrd July 24, 2016
the ultimate empire. thats the definition.
what is the ultimate empire? fanzone.
fanzone by ewanisleng May 14, 2021

Fanzoned 

Getting fanzoned is when a person you like or are interested in doesn’t notice you. (which can be on purpose) this can be in both platonic and romantic ways.

(Saying invented by Ylva)
My crush won’t follow me back, did I just get fanzoned?
Fanzoned by Ylvalikesunions December 5, 2024
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