Fartcatchers

High-waisted panties, specially those so high-waisted as to cover the bellybutton at the front, and look even more weird as shit for our sober modern standards from the back, as if the wearer had a great problem letting even the smallest amount of fart to ever leave her, hence the name.

Gordon: Hey Chad, how was your sexy time with that hot chick last night?

Chad: She was wearing fucking fartcatchers! My boner withered as quickly as I kicked that bitch out of the room!

Gordon: So gay. Bad choice of underwear tho

by SHITCOCK February 8, 2013

Fartnugget

Fartnugget is used as a name to call someone when they are acting stupid or annoying.

Shut up you fartnugget

by Thatballerdoe🏀⚾️ September 24, 2015

sparrow farts

Australian for very early in the morning.

We need to get up at sparrow farts tomorrow to catch the plane.

by JungleJumper November 9, 2005

Fart Catcher

Political aide who covers up or spins a politician's gaffs.

Don't worry about Larry, his fart catchers will take care of everything.

by Billy Bob 2003 July 28, 2009

poopy farty

the feeling of farting with a bowel movement following or during the gas release.

I just went poopy farty in my pants.

by E Style December 7, 2006

Titty Fart

The noise that can be, but isn't guaranteed to be generated by the penis and breasts during rough pelvic thrusts by the male and tightly squeezed breasts usually helped by sweat, lube, or spit. Usually no foul smell results from this.

I was titty fucking my girl and we were really going at it and then she titty farted on my dick.

My wife can titty fart on command.

by traynwreck April 6, 2012

Yoshi fart

1. n. A type of flatulation having dual escapes of gas where the first fart is released having a high pitch, and the second is released having a lower pitch; the tonal quality replicating the audio sound of Mario mounting Yoshi.

:: ppsht! ppsht! ::

"Whoa, you better check your pants for an egg, that was one nasty Yoshi fart"

by NYC March 13, 2006