Eating Beans

Another way of saying jerking off

Friend: Hey bro, hop on ps4
Me: I’ll get on in a bit I’m eating beans rn.

by AniboioK November 14, 2018

eat cereal

to smoke pot
usually used when saying "smoke pot" is unwise.

During class:
Dude #1: Wanna go eat cereal?
Dude #2: Hell yes.

by ThatHannahGirl September 14, 2008

eat up

When something looks bad. Ruff stuff.

There goes some ruff stuff. That girl's hair is eat up!

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

eat crayons

Giving head, or more specifically, a description of a young lady who hasn't given up her virginity yet, but does indulge in after meal tubular snacks ending with cream.

Overheard at a wild party: "I know she's inexperienced in many ways, sexually, but she does eat crayons. I can see from the crust on her upper lip."

by Ocean Designer September 29, 2006

eat babies

A multipurpose retort meaning "shut the hell up" or "suck on that".
Made more effective by adding "Bitch".

"Haha your face is too big for your head."
"Eat babies bitch!"

by Boylio April 11, 2007

sleep eat

an annoying room mate who wakes in the middle of the night to eat cheese or other condiments while still asleep ergo "sleep eat"

house mate ; hmmmnmmnn

other; dude shut the fuck up go back to bed !!!
house mate hummnmmnyumn
other; dude!!!, kicks house mate sayin "fucking sleep eat"

house mate; wakes up and says "what im in bed leave me alone"

by lytral 79 August 4, 2009

ogre-eat

eating while making disgusting grunting, snuffling, snarling noises; usually accompanied by food stains on clothing, mouth, table.

He: What's that noise?
She: It's Bob. He's ogre-eating a pizza.

by Momus the Sarcastic December 8, 2009