Dutch Diving

The act of diving into ones septic tank (usually your crush), mouth wide open to make sure you capture whatever waste of your choosing. This includes; period blood, shit, piss, and semen.

I’m going Dutch Diving with my friends later today, going for mainly the shit.

by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

curb diving

Being blind drunk and stumbling on the curb.

John,”How did you bust your lip/ lose your tooth?” Chip “I went curb diving after I left the pub.”

by Prof Paradox March 29, 2024

Slovenian diving board

The act of pouring moldy milk on someone’s chest so it trickles down and the chunks drip of the penis.

Connor:“I gave paul a Slovenian diving board!”
Fred:”yo no way me too!”

by PaulieDonaldson April 8, 2024

dirty divine

when you suck dick so hard your eyes pop out your head and you excrete so much your ass starts to bleed wilst your mother wears a strap on and smokes your asshole

Gimme a second my mother said she wanted to give me a dirty divine.

by kniggers April 29, 2024

Pearl Diving

When you shove the ice cream cone up your partner's anus or vagina and proceed to eat the ice cream.

"She had a kink for food so we decided to do pearl diving."

by popkxw May 5, 2024

Pussy diving

When u lay ike a sniper and start singing love songs to the pussy... dive in no spotter necessary...laa laa laa naa naa naa...

I was pussy diving last night bro.. had my chick spider crawling backwards.

by Clickbaitpopupblocker May 21, 2024

Slave Diving

Slave diving is when you go back to captain cooks Australian fleet takeover and go to where they went to conquer austrlia and dig straight down and you shall find thy lava that why it is dangerous to dig straight down but thy should evade the lava and crank some 90's and then 200 pump or 360 noscope someone it is up to you and if you keep digging down you might find a colony of niggers aka slaves and once you find thy colony of coons thy explicit gigantamax cock shall slip into there rectum and you can bring them up to shore and use there dead corpse as a sex toy.

I went slave diving just after I iglood while mew maxing and edging to skibidi kai cenat

by Slave Diving November 22, 2024