dead as the dodo

To be very dead indeed. The dodo was a large flightless and idiotic bird brought to extinction in 1681 by Sailors who wished to take thier heads home to thier native countries. Unlike some other extinct animals (Thylacine, Carolina Parakeet, Passenger pigeon, flightless Ibis etc.) It is certain that the last of these creatures is dead. The word dodo is interchangeable with Quagga, giant lemur, Auroch, Giant Moa or any other long-time dead animal.

In 100 years communism will be as dead as the dodo, and Karl Marx will be denounced.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Dead Good

Dead Good is when something is so utterly awesome that never having experienced it would cause one to die, or something equally wonderful that merely witnessing or experiencing it would cause one to cease living.Also see awesome, kick ass and the shit

Oh my god, Cute Is What We Aim For is so dead good!

by I AM BEHIND YOU September 11, 2006

dead

An adverb that typically modifies an adjective. Often used as a replacement for "very," "so," or "extremely" and is assumed to have a stronger positive or negative connotation.

"You got an F in PE? Are you serious?"
"Yeah man I'm dead serious"

"Hey that girl over there is dead hot"

"My dad was dead pissed when I took his car out for a drive"

"That Calculus test was easy"
"Are you kidding? That test was dead hard"

by Adrian D. March 23, 2009

Drop Dead, Gorgeous

I love this band and you should love them too.

Danny (Stills)- Vox/Serenade
Aaron - Keys/Voice
Kyle - Guitar/Throat
Jake - Bass/Triangle
Danny (Cooper) - Drums
Dan - Guitar

listen to Drop Dead, Gorgeous

by music1. August 14, 2006

Shaun of the Dead

Comedy...retake(ish) on Dawn of the Dead (see what they did with the name!) about the guy from Spaced (good Brit Sit-com) who is a bit dumb and having a shitty time. breaks up with his girl and suddenly zombies take over england (see the 28 days later connection...cool huh!?)

so they go to the pub (with his flat mate, girl 2 friends and mum) and end up beating the pub owner do death with pokers to Queens 'Dont Stop Me Now'

VERY British (you probs wont get it is your American unless youre Brit-ified) and VERY funny.

also have they guy from Black Books

*hits zombie with car... screech to a halt*
Shaun: are you ok?
Zombie: *with broken leg* Uurgg starts to get back up*
Shaun: Oh good!
*drive off*

by celery_girl!!! October 19, 2004

Dead Space

An sci-fi horror game, featuring spaceships, zombies, dismemberment, telekinesis and more awesome things.

When playing it, in normal condition, it will make guys crap their pants and girls burst into tears.

When playing it, while being stoned, you will first crap your pants and then nearly laugh yourself into a coma, everytime a zombie shows up.

white guy: "i'm gonna play dead space"
*zombie shows up*
white guy: "GEEZUS!!!"

black guy: "imma gonna play dead space'
*zombie shows up*
black guy: "OH SHIT NIGGA!!!"

stoned guy: "duuuude, i'm gonna play dead space"
*zombie shows up*
stoned guy: "GEEZUS!!! ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by lalliman June 12, 2011

dead baby joke

Occasionally brilliant pieces of wordplay featuring dead babies (if you couldn't figure that last bit out alone, kill yourself). Tasteless, but make a great icebreaker!

1: I've got a dead baby joke.
2: *groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that shit makes*
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shit again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.

by The God-Emperor April 12, 2008