David Moyes

To fuck up something important.
To be tactically inept at a game that requires skill.
To be clueless in important situations.
To use bad luck as an excuse for failure.

I can't believe I did a David Moyes today.

You're such a David Moyes at Chess.

by Juan it doesn't Mata February 3, 2014

David Copperfield

While doing a female doggy style, you pull out while simultaneously having another male friend insert. While they are fucking, you walk around to the front where she can see you and say, "Tah-Dah!!"

She was super pissed when I David Copperfielded her last night.

I found out my girlfriend cheated on me, so I'm totally going to David Copperfield her later.

by bignp07 November 12, 2011

davydov

The same as davidov, but the penis is uncircumcised. A small and uncircumcised penis.

My friend Jesse has a "davydov"

by HottieFrankie January 18, 2018

David

The cutest and most confusing guy ever. You think he likes you and then he ignores you for a month. Super depressed about love and hangs all over random girls who aren't his type. If you ever like a David well, good luck charlie

"who is she laying on doesn't she have a boyfriend?" "yea but it's David"

by RIPMELMAO June 7, 2018

Terhune, David

The short-lived, allbeit loved Reform Party Candidate for the 2004 Election, Candidate David Terhune took the political world by storm; narrowly losing the debate to the Green Party Candidate, and rocking the Election Rally, giving a powerful, moving, and energizing speach that Rally Co-ordinater and teacher Matt Campbell called "One of the top three best speaches I have ever heard in my life ever." Although the Reform Party did not win the election, they ended up in a record third place, barely behind second, winning an unpresidented number of electoral votes. When asked about this defeat, Campaign Manager Jesse Snyder commented: "Well we're a third party, so we were at a disadvantage from the start, as far as money and noteriety went. The Republicans beat us only because of the size of their pocketbook, and I think a comparison of the two candidates would prove this to be true."
Former Reform Candidate David Terhune was not available for comment. Most likely, this young and energetic entrepreneur is off working on his next big idea, so keep your eyes on the news America, there is no doubt that we have not heard the last of this entrepreneur.

There was never a more energetic, righteouss, and humble politician in the entire world than David Terhune. In the entire world, not a more humble politician can be found.

by Billy Theodore Kumquats III, Sr. Political Analysist and CEO of Answers Inc. January 30, 2005

David

o..o My Pet, Cookie, Inu, Juicy and whatever else I happen to call him. He's sweet, good looking and himself, that's all that matters O:< so HA

btw. Pancakes.

David nearly peed laughing reading all these other definitions O:< nuff said.

by PossiblyPudding November 19, 2010

The David Beckham Syndrome

Guys who are VERY attractive, sexy, hot, fine, very fuckable... Like damn why is he so good looking... and then you hear the voice.. and say OH SHIT he has the David Beckham Syndrome.

In case you live under a rock and don't know who David Beckham is... well let's just say you need to take a look at that sexy fine piece of ass yourself; under google images... and then listen to his voice on youtube.

See the problem with this Syndrome is... that these guys are SO fucking perfect but then... that voice.. It's SO fucking unmanly and sounds like a little 7 year old school boy. It's so wrong and such a turn off. But why are they so sexyy.. and then you question yourself if you should find another man or continue with the David Beckham Syndrome man like Victoria Beckham chose to.. :(

Now if you're a guy with this problem... we suggest you never speak.. or you better have money and lots of it, like David Beckham ;)

Some fine sexy ass of man approaches you at a club.. you start dancing.. thinking damn he's so fine.. and then after the song is over or you decide to talk.. you hear the voice.. and in your head you're like FUCK he has the David Beckham Syndrome.

by Very concerned girls!!!!! January 1, 2010