double dutch texting

When already in a text convo, you send a further text also requiring an answer. Both texters continue this rally until they forget what the first point actually was.

Ali "dude, leslie has text me saying 'the pub on the corner' but I dont know if I am meant to meet her or when"
Vida "dude, you just tripped up at double dutch texting"

by veeds1 July 22, 2009

double-click your own mouse

the act of being a female and masturbating using your hand

Kelly: "So how was Jimmy last night? Did he beat that up...I mean did he hit it?"
Sara: "Almost, but he pulled a Rafael Palmeiro and couldn't get it up. So I went in the bathroom and double-clicked my own mouse."

by Nick D September 25, 2003

double coyote ugly

double coyote Ugly is when you wake up next to the woman you had sex with the night before,and you realize in your sober state that she is the UGLIEST woman you have ever seen, and you realize she is laying on your arm. Instead of waking her up to move, you chew off your arm to free yourself and chew off the other arm to make sure it never happens again.

I woke up next to Hilda and she was double coyote ugly, I chewed off my arm so I did not have to wake her and chewed off my other arm so it would never happen again.

by Denny Bob December 15, 2007

Double Dutch Rotor

Coined by Kevin Smith's recent movie "Zach and Miri Make a Porno" by the character Lester the Molester..It involves 2 men(unlike the dutch rotor). Both males take out their dicks and places his own hand on his own dick, and takes their free hand and grasps the other persons arm thats holding the dick and moves it in a circular type motion, thus jerking him off. Note: This is NOT gay because you are not touching any dicks. Also see Dutch Rotor

"A double dutch rotor is so much better than a regular dutch rotor because it's the double the fun" "Jack and me double dutched last night-NO HOMO"

by The Rotor Dutchess February 5, 2009

Double Sex

During a threesome when the girl has dicks both in her ass and pussy at the same time.

I had a threesome last night andwe had Double Sex, Billys dick was in my vagina and Johnnys was in my ass, they kept raming it in and taking it out...it felt amazing and brought me to the ultimate orgasm!

by theresadickinmypussy June 19, 2010

double dutch

n.:
A style of jump-rope, where two ropes are moved counter to one another. One person stands on each end of the whirling rope-complex, and a third person jumps in the middle of them.

Double dutch requires significantly more concentration than standard jump roping.

Wow, I haven't done double dutch since I was 4.

by Wingchild September 13, 2003

Double Cheese Chalupa

to have unprotected sex with two girls with out washing your penis in between

As soon as Janice left, Wifey showed up and Primeau had no choice but to give her the double cheese chalupa

by dbldn11 January 14, 2007