Cowboys make a run for Mexico in every movie, but none of them keep going and make it to Brazil or Argentina. You also don't hear about a cowboy crossing the Atlantic in a boat headed for a remote island, or landing a hot air balloon in the Sahara desert and riding a camel for the rest of his life. There must be a town in Mexico full of old retired cowboys.
The cowboys never go anywhere but Mexico when they escape. There hasn't been a cowboy during yet in Asia, Africa, Europe, or Australia, none have popped up there.
by Solid Mantis December 22, 2019
Get the Cowboymug. by nastynikk September 21, 2020
Get the creampie cowboymug. A game in which two parties grip each other's hand as hard as they can. When one person loses grip their hand will be crushed, after which the winner will loosen their grip. (Play at your own risk)
by Just Jesus Christ January 27, 2021
Get the Cowboy handshakemug. When 2 men get butt to butt and deposit there nuts in the others anus. Once nuts are deposited in anus clench butthole around the sack like trying to hold in a fart at church. Once that is done proceed to pull away from each till one gives up and there nuts come out of the others anus. The person that has there nuts come out first is the loser.
by Iron head May 23, 2024
Get the Cowboy tug of warmug. by The Original Uncle Filthy July 13, 2022
Get the cucumber cowboymug. A person who looks at legal goods and pays for as many as 50 items. He goes to an auction and makes 3x.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
Get the Auction Cowboymug. by Profound Mercenary October 29, 2022
Get the Cowboy Bebopmug.