tik cocker

A male that only posts suggestive videos of his dick on TikTok to solicit clicks to his twitter and OF.

“Have you seen that one dude Jack the Lad on TikTok”

“Yeah, he’s a Tik Cocker”

by NotRobbin July 25, 2023

Ghost cocker

The art of suddenly sucking on a 'ghost' or invisible (non existent penis) out of nowhere. In the middle of talking, making dinner, job interviews. Mid sentence a ghost cocker will start bobbing there head chocking on an invisible penis. Usually a ghost cocker is a cum guzzler as well. While sleeping you will hear them start to gurgle ghost semen. Very rare to find one. Only one known in Ipswich.

"Hi how are you ....gag gag gag....today."

"What the hell"
"Nevermind her she is a ghost cocker"

by Ipswichch August 28, 2023

Joker Choker

When a girl sits on your face without telling you she's bleeding. Upon realization, you sit up and begin choking her, laughing all the while.

"Hey man, did you hear what Zack did to your mom last night?"

"Yeah, man. I can't believe he went all Joker Choker on her. It took a week to get that off his face."

by RomanBoners September 3, 2023

Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.

Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.

by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023

someone cooked here

When a women (typically an ex) teaches a man how to better understand women and their interests.

Greg has watched the Notebook and knows the difference between beach waves and curls, someone cooked here.

by Apricosium December 20, 2023

Your cooked

used to symbolize an upcoming L your about to take, or a L you have already taken

james: dude, jamal has been in my girls DM's recently
john: bro doesn't he have a 8 inch penis? Your cooked bro

by sidobelei December 26, 2023

Get Cooked Cunt

An Australian way of saying "Go Fuck Yourself".

Get Cooked meaning to go get Drunk, High, Hungover, etc

Person 1: What are you doing? we were friends!
Person 2: Get cooked cunt, I'm outta this joint. Don't want my cover blown.

by TradStick49 November 27, 2023