Captain Marvel

A strong, independent and often beautiful woman.

My crush is a really strong girl, a Captain Marvel.

by DanielJJ December 16, 2019

Captain Hook

when a man loves himself so much that he must have sex with himself by curving his erection into a hook and penetrate himself in the anus.

Dude, I was staring at myself in the mirror and i had no choice but to give myself a captain hook.

by Cale Mays April 9, 2005

Captain Obvious

When you are in a Mosh and you can't find your friend

ME: He has black hair and is wearing black
MELLA: That's like everyone here,kimmy
ME: *Slaps Mella*

by kimmy booth June 7, 2005

captain questions

one who asks a teacher several questions usually at the end of class, therefore prolonging class time

A. (Captain Questions)Excuse me teacher.
B. (Pissed off classmate) We'd be out of here if Catain Obvious would stop asking questions.

by Eric Dolton September 23, 2003

captain jirk

Any person, male or female, in a film, book, game, stageplay etc that is acting in a pretentious, less than eroic manner, who ruins completely an otherwise good story.

Examples of a captain jirk are...

David from Shaun of the Dead
The Dolmen from Star Trek TOS Episode 'Elaan of Troyus'
Cypher from The Matrix
The Dursley's from Harry Potter series of books and films
Caligula from real life history and the film 'The Robe'
Brad from Superman 3
Belloq from Raiders of the Lost Ark

Etc.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish August 23, 2009

captain fuck a bitch

A senior that has had many sexual adventures with women in his Fj Cruiser. Most people tend to avoid sitting in the back seat do to certain "stains" on the seats. This person does not have sex with just one group of girls but a wide variety. Must have an overall sex count of 51 to qualify. Fat, ugly, or freshmen do not count.

I saw Captain fuck a bitch on rocky hill last night with another bitch!

by The Captain06 May 3, 2014

Captain Crunch

A greasy individual who will shit in public with authority.

Holy shit - Captain Crunch just crunched out a log on the side of Highway 401. I hope it rains soon to wash away the lettuce flakes.

by agoblin November 9, 2017