Christ on a cracker 

An older Boomers way of saying, "What the fuck?"

Me: stubs my toe
Also me: "Christ on a Cracker"

Christ on a cracker by Jennni December 3, 2019

jesus christ on a cracker 

An exclamatory remark used to express surprise, distress, and outrage.

*In response to Matthew's CBT, Jack yells:
"Jesus Christ on a cracker!"

jesus christ on a cracker by Beau Weidman November 4, 2007

low-fat cracker 

a meth addict (usually white)who is really skinny from constantly tweaking.

"What you hangin' wit those toothless low-fat crackers fo'"

low-fat cracker by House of Mayhem December 1, 2006

slab cracker

Large young lady struttin the town on saturday night (usually with grey thong exposed at back and belly hanging out - tatoo's optional)

Wow man look at that slab cracker - too much Maccy Dee's

slab cracker by street smeg May 5, 2005

Mexican Cracker

someone whos Mexican but knows no Spanish,and lives a redneck lifestyle thinking there white.(white people know more spanish than them)

White guy:hola
Mexican:what does that mean
White guy:nvm your just a Mexican Cracker.

Mexican Cracker by Be96 March 6, 2011

miz cracker 

Miz Cracker a comedy queen from New York. She was in the top 5 of Rupauls Drag Race winning 1 maxi challenge

Isn't miz cracker funny

miz cracker by ELEPHANTQWEEN August 3, 2018

Gram Cracker 

Someone who posts too many selfies on Instagram. Usually in a very intense and habitual manner.

Oh my gosh. Did you see how many selfies Heather posted on IG today?

Yeah she's a gram cracker.

Gram Cracker by GemJJ November 11, 2014