Cleanser 

This occurs usually after a heavy night of drinking and a dirty kebab. A cleanser involves anal leakage, controlable gas and stomach cramps. It is advised to have a mini milk and e45 cream to hand during a cleanser. A shower post cleanser is also advised.

Dude have you got any mini milks i need to have a cleanser.

Im just nipping home for a cleanser i may be a while.

Dont come in im cleansing.

Cleanser by maxine1 October 28, 2011

Cup Cleaner 

man who licks asshole to get sexual thrill as he skeets in his parents mouth when they are delviering a baby

My mommy and daddy said when i was born they were getting their up cleaned ("Cup Cleaner")

Cup Cleaner by Inbred Bille January 10, 2009

getting cleaned up for the weekend 

1.when two ladies decide to simulataneously munch,eat,lick, and ravage a mans rectum and penis untill ejaculation...
2.exactly what it sounds like, get extra clean!
3.when a woman tounge punches a mans fartbox, while the other engulfs the wang...

shannon and erika decided to clean aaron up for the weekend, he was very pleased because, he was getting cleaned up for the weekend...

getting cleaned up for the weekend by meporkinurmom April 27, 2011

Cling Clang 

That sound that they make on impractical jokers

Joe says cling clang.

Cling Clang by Kraker Barrel October 24, 2018

Tard Clan 

Tard Clan is a phrase most recently popularized by the well known twitch streamer Plaqueboymax and his community

Tard Clan is short for Retard Clan and using Tard Clan is a way of calling someone retarded in a sense and idiotically slow

Max :what day is Christmas Gaws?

Gaws: the 32nd of December

Max: What are you talking about you Tard Clan ass nigga there's only 31 days in December

Gaws: Oh shootew *spits* (this nigga got a Baltimore accent 🤦🏿 )

5$TAR (DistantXl) i fixed it

Tard Clan by DistantXl August 15, 2023

facial cleanser 

A face wash that is supposed to clean and rejuvenate your face but 70% of the time makes it worse.

Girl 1: Hey, I bought the new Super Clean Happy Face facial cleanser.
Girl 2: Look at my face and think about it for awhile before using.

facial cleanser by Samantha Felicia Rose April 7, 2015

Colon Cleanser 

Craft some anal beads with mentos and insert them up your ass, after about 20 mentos in length roll onto your back and prop your ass into the air; empty a 591mL bottle of diet coke into your rectum. This stimulates pleasure receptors with a bubbly sensation.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me give her anal so I got my revenge with a colon cleanser.

Colon Cleanser by Poutine Pirate May 1, 2010