Church Boner

A boner that occurs when dozing off during church, worst when kneeling.

You: Wow i had the worst church boner during that!
Mom: Why are you telling me this?

by Billybobthethird October 3, 2009

Bag of bones

A plastic grocery sack filled with cans of beer.

I don't want to bring my whole case to the pregame, I'll just pack a bag of bones!

by NightHawk923 January 14, 2017

Bonkknob

Main Entry: bonkknob
Pronunciation: \bäŋk-näb\
Function: intransitive verb
Etymology: Middle English bonkeknobbe; akin to Middle Low German baunkknubbe
Date: 14th century

1 a : to fall short of something : to not achieve <bonkknobbing to show up for court had disastorous repercussions> b : to fade or die away <until our family line bonkknobs> c : to fail miserably <he completely bonkknobed figuring out what the eight letter palindrome was>

"We bonknobbed the search, so he had to make one up."

"I'm back, I brought hearty mugs of xmas eve bonkknob for all! Merry Chris Mouse!"

"I was at my girlfriend's house earlier; she gives GREAT bonkknob. I didn't even have to polish my bonkknob."

"This Columbian Bonkknob is primo!"

by Odelay December 25, 2009

giant boner

erect penis. large erect penis. very large. and erect.

giant boner...
you'll never be a loner?

by johnandvictoriafornever May 15, 2011

QuincyK till my bones decay.

we hate quincies ☠️☠️🙏😀🙏🙏🙏🙏🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯👿😀🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🆙

"have you heard of TYPE://SOUL ? its the best game ever!! i went quincy and its so fun!"
"kill yourself quigger, QuincyK till my bones decay."

by gugir July 13, 2023

Ching Chong Bing Bong

Say this to anime looking people and you'll get head my nigger

Ching Chong Bing Bong lookin ass

by LeBron James from fortnite July 17, 2021

Bongal

Someone who has an abnormally large nose, and believes it is a gift from God.

Hayley: Dude, your nose is huge. You're such a Bongal.

Sarah: I know, I thank God everyday for my nose.

by Haylesbanana January 8, 2009