trumpeter's beard

the soul patch-like beard that can be found under almost every trumpeter's lower lip.

check out that trumpeter's beard, he must be a true horn player.

by Josh Mogy. December 10, 2008

Beard Sex

A term used by New Zealand and Australian cricket fans to mock Indian cricketers during cricket season. The Term is supposed to refer to a practice apparently common among men from Western India in the 18th Century where two men rub their beards together in the morning before taking water. There is apparently historial grounds for the slur: the practice was noted by Scottish proto-anthropologist William Robertson - he called it Dragooning. Is unclear how the word came into current use.

"Filthy Kumar likes a bit of beard sex/or so says hairy captain Kapi Dev!"

- An example of a popular chant/tant recorded by linguist Susan Marpo in 1983

by Wully Robe May 25, 2007

Beard Ride

The act of seeing, in a concert setting, the bearded entertainers going hard in their musical spirit to give the audience the full experience. Even in certain circumstances join the audience to give their full effect of the beard ride. Not a sexual innuendo in any way.

The act of seeing Larry and his Flask in a live concert would be considered a Beard Ride.

by oldgoals May 9, 2011

beardo

a weirdo with a beard. Or a weirdo who is so weird that you can call him a beardo anyways.

santa clause is a fat beardo.

by adefrenza October 11, 2006

jelly beard

you lick someone out, and when you come up, you have pubic hairs around your mouth and in your teeth

"Eugh! you've got a jelly beard. how did that happen? i've got a shaven haven"
"I dunno"

by Amazin Ali April 24, 2004

chinstrap beard

The cheesy, minimalist Amish beard favored by many current Major League Baseball players. David Ortiz has a chinstrap beard. Can be augmented by a tuft at the chin, giving the appearance that one is wearing a helmet with a chin cup.

Jimmy was so proud because after months of practice, he was finally able to grow and perfect his chinstrap beard.

by Dwayne Hosey July 3, 2008

The Beard

A facial accessory that instantly makes its bearer infinitely more metal and manly. This is especially true if one has had a beard since very early, ie. since they were thirteen. Beards tend to house hidden limbs and perhaps have a life of their own. The most famous example of this caliber of facial hair is Chuck Norris.

Don't fuck with Rob, he's had the beard since he was thirteen. It doesn't matter what music he plays, it's more metal than you. Always.

His beard goes clubbing every night after he goes to sleep and comes back in the morning to wake him up.

by bringyourguns543 July 24, 2009