champagne dog bath

a waste of money and/or resources

That Temu trampoline sure was a champagne dog bath.

by Deluxe Raccoon September 18, 2025

Reverse bath tub

A "golden shower" in which "nature wins," and the provider of said shower accidentally defecates as well. Usually happens under emergency circumstances.

"I know a lot about reverse bath tubs."

by Covfefe16 October 17, 2025

Hoe Bath

When you only wash the necessities, your pits, tits and ass.

I’m hot and sweaty but I need to leave in 2 minutes, I’m going to take a hoe bath.

by OhBeavis November 19, 2025

Mesopotamian honey bath

You have a sticky gang bang with honey it’s an ancient ritual. What goes back to 2335 BCE

Sargon of Akkad had many Mesopotamian honey baths

by Dystopian Willy guys December 4, 2025

People-bathing

Going out and socializing with other people, typically used for people who can't go outside without being noticed as a popular figure.

I was people-bathing in a Chili's, and a lot of fans ended up forming a line to talk with me.

by Biscuitimus December 5, 2025

Cat bath

The act of going down on a girl who hasn't showered, effectively cleaning her with your tongue.

"Tracy and I hooked up but that thing stank,"
"Did you eat her out?"
"Yeah, I gave that bitch a cat bath. She's clean now!"

by JayAllousir December 13, 2025

irish bath

washing the feet only

an irish bath is when you worked a day of construction, concrete or painting and come home, take the boots off and soak the feet.

by Magoo99 December 20, 2025