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Batwank

Masturbation to Batman

Or getting Alfred to do it for you (only for posh twats)
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"Batwank: A word I made up for no reason to describe a certain way of masturbating for example. 'I batwanked mum I didn't cum all over!'
by PleasureLeisureaddict1 March 20, 2025
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Batana

A rich natural oil from the nuts of the American Palm Tree. apparently it is very good for your hair
John Johnson Jimmy John: Dang, this Batana Oil has made my hair the happiest it's ever been!
Mr. Misheard: Banana Oil? what are you on about?
by AbstractHead February 15, 2026
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Badmanese

A style of written communication characterized by excessive grammar, spelling, and punctuation mistakes, typically caused by writing too quickly or carelessly. Often unintentionally humorous or confusing, badmanese reflects haste over clarity.
"Sorry for the badmanese, I was typing in a rush."

"His message was pure badmanese. I had to decode it line by line."
by yusufqxq July 16, 2025
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barman

This barman thinks React makes sense.
by qwaqwa14 September 26, 2025
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The Badman

This Ted Bundy-in-training is the ultimate skeeze of a guy. You can watch him trolling around every place he enters with the hunting intensity usually only seen on the plains of Africa on Animal Planet.

Preying on the weak, the young, and the slutty, this Badman is a magician of sorts -- poof! now you see him! poof! now you don't! Whatever bar you are at, the Badman WILL find you. Whenever you've had one (or seven) too many drinks, the Badman will appear to you.

His weapons of choice are cell phones, bowties, the work online scheduling center , Nyquil, and charisma. Highly intelligent, but uses it only for evil. Probably has a homely long-term girlfriend (bonus if she's a live-in girlfriend).

Synonyms for The Badman are Tony, Ted Bundy, Dexter, and Dennis. If you were to ask the Badman who he most relates to, he will tell you Genghis Khan. Yeah. Ok Badman.

Badman faves: Natty clothing, dandy hats & suspenders, shiny shoes, Jack Daniels, phones with 12-digit passwords, Range Rovers, gullible women (both girlfriends and others), and douchey health drinks.
"What happened after work last night?"

"Oh, the Badman (n) was texting me of course... he deducted what bar I was at from our conversation and magically showed up there 15 minutes later."

"That's the Badman (n) for you. But please tell me you didn't let him Badman(v) last night!"

"Wellllll..... what can I say? He's such a BAD MAN (adj)"!
by ohhey!gotchatony May 1, 2011
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jules baumann

The hottest Boy ever he will make you fall in Love! He is a Badboy but if he Love he Loves Real. He is the Best Boyfriend you can Wish. Nobody can Love like him;)
by StilliVanilli January 3, 2017
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john bartmann

He's the guy you finally decide to take home after the bar at last call.

Fucks on first date.

Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.
Girl1: I hooked up with a total John Bartmann last night

Girl2: omg me too ! What was his name
by Bigbugs124594 August 16, 2017
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