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Batana

A rich natural oil from the nuts of the American Palm Tree. apparently it is very good for your hair

John Johnson Jimmy John: Dang, this Batana Oil has made my hair the happiest it's ever been!
Mr. Misheard: Banana Oil? what are you on about?

Batana by AbstractHead February 15, 2026

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A term for an irritating levitating entity that is difficult to hit with an object

You stupid tubbanoo, let me use my oversized girder on you

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