bardode

gradual synchronized movement

Audrey, will you BARDODE up the stairs with me?

by allison October 26, 2004

bardonkey

a girl with a big ass and ugly face

damn yo chick is a bardonkey

by keevee April 25, 2007

Bard

A league of legends champ that is only played by individuals that are hard for bard.

Martha: omg did u just see Jed? I heard he played bard in the last tournament.
John: Yea you didn't know, he's hard for bard

by Pepsicle January 15, 2021

Noir Bard

A writer (usually poet) who feels as though they are the only one capable of writing what their soul tells them with complete truth. Usually dressed in black and adorned with scary accesories, a Noir Bard feels distinctly more important than any other mere mortal and is extremely pretentious.
Favorite pastimes include: black coffee, eye rolling, short fingernails, and alot of ripped lace

Laure: I just started taking this writing class after school and I feel like a complete outcast
Jown: Is it becuase you dress in color and don't cut yourself?
Laure: yes! Its completely full of these pretentious Noir Bards who wear ripped stockings and smoke black cigarettes because they think it gives them life experience
Jown: How pretentious!

by H-Rubs October 22, 2008

bard

To show a person that he/she has just been majorly insulted

Billy: I have a new girlfriend
Tom: Dude, that's your cousin
Billy: No... wait... you're right
Tom: Ha ha, DANG BARD!!!!

by Bard Master January 8, 2005

Bardledoo

A group of brothers who are assholes to everyone and anyone not in the B. We do not forgive, we do not forget.

Pattie: Hey dude, if it wasn't for Bardledoo my life would be a wreck!

Chucky: I guess that's why my life is a wreck!

by Misjavis Rayne November 7, 2011

boarding

planking but face up, laying flat on top of, across various objects face up

Jackson goes boarding across desks.

by beas1knees November 3, 2011