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Eggplant Balls

A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.
"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
by J'Kwon February 13, 2013
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horizontal ballroom dance

The horizontal ballroom dance is similar to the horizontal mambo (sex) except it is a lot classier. Classy people perform in the act of horizontal ballroom dance. Aka classy people sex
Thomas H. wants to horizontal ballroom dance but he is a hodonk boy from the south so he can only horizontal square dance.
by Abear510 September 15, 2013
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lava balling

1. when a man sits wish his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.
lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating
by Magwaaf October 4, 2013
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deadbeat baller

A grown man who still lives at home with his mom , usually so he can have a baller type lifestyle because he doesn't have the normal bills an adult would like rent and or a car payment for example.
Tim basically does what he wants with his paychecks, he's a deadbeat baller to the fullest.
by the realest84 November 17, 2014
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Fire Baller

When a male makes the mistake of thinking that rubbing Ben Gay or Icy Hot ointment on their genitals for lube and stimulation is a good idea. The end result is an excruciating hit, painful burn that lasts for hours along with notable regret.
I had to go to the ER last night. Braaaaahhh. I ran out of lube so I wanked with Icy Hot. Felt great at first until the burn set in and I was full on fire baller.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017
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Alaskan Ballet Slipper

When a pussy has giant lips to help keep itself warm
I fucked her last night, she totally has an Alaskan ballet slipper
by farmersonly February 11, 2017
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dirty balloon knot

Damn girl! Before I eat that ass you gotta clean that dirty balloon knot.
by Monica Four Twenty April 24, 2019
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