AUGUST 29TH

National Steak Curtain Day. By law, every alpha male is required to grab the steak curtain of the baddest bitches.

Chad 1- Bro I really wish I could grab her meat purse
Chad 2- Bro, you even know what day it is?
Chad 1- uhh August 29th?
Chad 2- bro grab her coot like Micheal Jackson, it's National Steak Curtain Day

by Average Monkey August 28, 2019

August 9th

When a fake friend was born. They always throw shade at you, and pretend they didn’t when it’s brought up. They don’t hang out with you, using the excuse of “homework” or “cleaning”. They also block you on snap maps so you can’t see that they ditched you for another friend.

You: Hey, want to hang out?
Them: Sorry, I have to clean and do homework. Btw, my birthday is August 9th.
You: That explains it fake bitch.

by britney101bye November 5, 2019

August Vapours

when your fucking a girl from the back and you wipe your choda and then hold it over her nose while fucking her from the back

" Whats that smell?? its the august vapours hoe"

"yo i gave your mom the august vapours last nite..she loves baller dick"

by ballin905 April 25, 2006

August 31

August 31 otherwise known as fuck a loli day is a holiday in which you fuck a loli

“Man it’s august 31st I’m gonna go fuck a loli”

by Bruhtonium August 30, 2020

August 7

Nation have sex with Keiran day

On august 7th you should find the closest person named Keiran and have sex with him

by Oxford English * July 6, 2021

August 14

Ewwww, who ever was born on August 14th is crusty

"Brandon is crusty because he was born on August 14th."

by ur mummy twerk January 29, 2020

August Ames

is ded lol

"August Ames so hot even when she's dead

by BumRapeFetish69 April 21, 2018