reef-around

Getting a reach-around from a chick when you're stoned

Dude, I just got an awesome reef-around when that chick jerked me off after we hit the bong!

by Poopadynitz December 4, 2012

Ring around the Wallet

The ring impression left by storing a condom in your wallet, especially for a long period of time.

After storing the condom for the past seven years, I developed a bad case of ring around the wallet.

by rda889 December 9, 2012

texting around

like sleeping around through texting. often when a person has a boyfriend/girlfriend and they flirt with other people through texting. Also called textituting

kelsea was in a relationship and was sexually texting around with other boys

by kjcqe April 6, 2012

Nerfing around

The act of ignoring friends and family due to being addicted to playing with nerf guns.

A: Hey where's your dumbass of a boyfriend?
B: I don't know, he won't quit nerfing around!

by DJ Gumbo December 17, 2012

Sweater Around The Neck

A man who tries so hard to be liked by everyone while maintaining an ultra preppy persona, giving the illusion of having a sweater around his neck.

It seems like John tries way too hard for everyone to like him, he is definitely a sweater around the neck.

by Awesomest77 August 18, 2013

Re Arranged my furniture

When a male or female gets fucked so hard , so long and so deep That your entire abdominal area is very sore the next day or TWO

Hey girl you "OK"
Yy e a h....(Groaning and walking very slow with a limp)
My man straight "Re Arranged my furniture last night

by Kimberstar6 September 7, 2013

tuck around

To place one's genitals in between one's legs and around the corner. Usually saved for instances of extreme urination.

John decided to play the ultimate card: To tuck around in order to avoid urinating on himself. He managed to both save himself from the embarrassment of pissing on himself while also completely embarrassing himself by doing the one thing no person should do.

by Pee pees October 31, 2013