John decided to play the ultimate card: To tuck around in order to avoid urinating on himself. He managed to both save himself from the embarrassment of pissing on himself while also completely embarrassing himself by doing the one thing no person should do.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak