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Last lap

A "last lap" is the finishing touch on wiping your turd cutter when done dropping a huge smash. When you do your doo doo, you wipe the majority of the brown job with cheap toilet paper. But, what separates the men from the boys is when you throw down a "last lap", wiping your balloon knot with a baby wipe. Seriously, all the cool kids are doing it.
"Daaaaamn son! Your ass is stank! You better throw down a last lap while you're in there!"
by Pitou1093 August 5, 2017
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Goths last hope

When a goth/emo girl give a man full control during sex and he alternates between making out with her mouth and pussy
I had a goths last hope last night
by Super goth slayer19 September 10, 2024
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Eating last night's parmo

A feeling of familiarity, of nostalgia almost, tinged with regret and the promise of regret to come.
I wish my ex hadn't moved back here. Every time I see them it's like eating last night's parmo.
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last call Lacey

**Last Call Lacey:**
A colloquial term referring to a girl who frequents bars late into the night, especially during the last call for alcohol. Last Call Lacey is often characterized by her tendency to target married men and engage in flirtatious or questionable behavior. This term is commonly used to describe someone who becomes the center of attention during the final moments of a night out, with a reputation for pursuing romantic encounters in the late-night bar scene.
"Last Call Lacey was spotted again at the bar last night, lingering near the entrance as the night drew to a close, her eyes scanning the room for potential company."
by Rainforestdrip December 30, 2023
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I couldn’t choose any lyrics bc they don’t apply rn I know you think I’m being impulsive maybe I am but I do still like you a lot and I swear I’m over tossing and turning in my bed because I have the feeling that I messed up but I want you in my life romantically more then I’ve wanted anyone else

Ignore the dumb definition stuff
“Oh wow Ali’s really using the last 30 seconds of blue by Billie to express her love”
by Aja Anna Alana June 1, 2025
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last stomp

A sentence used by roblox barbies or kens when they give up on you saying last stomp and then logging while jumping.
Barbie: catch this last stomp

Tryhard: ur a barbie ofc
by robloxbarbiedefinitions August 26, 2023
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Secrets don't last at Tilted Towers

"Hey man, secrets don't last at Tilted Towers."
"Are you high"
by Turqle_ May 15, 2021
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