Alberting

Filming or photographing someone without their knowledge or permission, usually in a sexual manner or relatively intimate/private location, such as a changing room or toilet. Common methods include having a phone in an exterior pocket with the camera facing the target.

Person 1, upon seeing a phone in Person 2's pocket: Dude stop Alberting!
Person 2: I'm not! Relax dude, my phone doesn't fit in any other pocket.
Person 1: My bad bro.

by Not Albert April 30, 2015

Alberthe

Alberthe is the most sexy attractive girl ever but also easy to get in the pants of...

Guy 1#: you got that hot girl last night?
Guy 2#: Yeah man she's an Alberthe

by Epigens January 12, 2016

alberto ruiz

Alberto ruiz jr also reffered as mexican or a (beiner). Is a dude who will do nothing for u. Also, doesnt give a shit about nothing. This fool is funny and a little sensitive. He's always on drugs and always getting kicked out of his home.

Bruh he acting like if he was alberto ruiz

by Fuck boi berto September 6, 2016

Alberte

"Alberte" is a person that is really sweet but at the same time a little angry girl. At one moment she is tearing your skin off and the next she's saying how much she likes you.

She's acting like Alberte

Chill, you're beginning to act like Alberte

by Aggressive bitch November 20, 2016

albertino

A bleachy dude who likes cheese and thinks he's sexy.

Damn, are you bleach because I would definitely drink you up, Albertino!

by joshisnotdun November 29, 2016

AlbertLiman

One sexy Motherf*cker

ur never gonna be as hot as AlbertLiman

by HTFUrban December 12, 2016

Albertus Hillen

Founder of Hillen tabak (Dutch for tobacco)

1730-1805

Albertus Hillen Died of alcohol poisoning

by European Economic history December 30, 2016