Crystal & Johnny

A lovely couple who always matches outfits together and enjoys "riding" Meanwhile a couple they know try to act the same as them.

Crystal & Johnny are matching consistently together

by Denson Coorson II September 3, 2023

Johnny Shot

Shot of Malort
Chase with Shot of Tequila
** no salt or lime **

Person A: Can I get a Johnny Shot?
Bartender: You're Wild AF!

by Doble P December 5, 2023

Johnnie

AWildMonke man that shits on most of the stuff you do, but can be good at times if you're nice to him.

Shut up Johnnie.

by Cheeseboy121 May 26, 2021

Johnny

Someone who never gets anything right and requires constant guiding.

Person A: I bought my plane tickets but got the dates wrong.
Person B: That's so Johnny.

by Tabaçao August 18, 2021

Johnny Fire

Slang for chlamydia

Jeez my Johnny fire bad, it hurts when I pee.
I gave that girl a taste of Johnny fire.

by Bigpaco15 April 1, 2022

Johnny rotten crotch

The grotesque smell after a male takes his penis out of the women vaginal canal.

Zach brown took his dick out of a busted female and her vagina smelled like johnny rotten crotch. As Cam watched he yelled “Damn bro, that’s a Johnny rotten crotch.”

by Rotten Johnny June 11, 2019

Sauce Johnny

A small ceramic container used to pour sauces or broths.

Could you please hand me a sauce Johnny for this brodo?

by Master chef333333 May 29, 2019