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cleaning your book

to go through your facebook page a delete all the "friends" you haven't contacted since they added you as a friend
Your're cleaning your book today? Your friends list will be cut in half.
by DaMaxEPad January 17, 2011
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like a children's book

A simile describing the simplicity with which one was read.

Though similar to like a book, the phrase claims a significantly more derogatory connotation.
Woman: I was just trying to play hard to get...

Man: (Exhaling cigarette smoke) Yeah, I read you like a children's book.
by Mierk March 25, 2009
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Burn Book Online

A site which contains bitchy comments about other people, including but not limited to friends, peers, celebrities, politicians, etc.
In a burn book I was called me a stupid whore who sleeps with anything and everything, regardless of sex or species and dead or alive.

A burn book online as the name references does not need to be a physical book but can be a website such as urban disctionary or burnbook.net. It really just needs to be a website to talk crap.
by Sir Burner June 2, 2009
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Alabama phone book

a large southern community phone book that lists all residents that are somehow related through blood family in the form incest relations.
I used that Alabama phone book to find Andrew's wife's phone number who also happens to be his cousin.
by jake gouta May 1, 2015
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Straight out the books

Book characters are often extremely cool or there is a character in the books who is. so "Straight out the books" means someone who is extremely cool.
Zach: Man you straight out the books.
Nathan: Awe thanks dawg.
by xanzify October 16, 2020
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a book on how to read

A VERY useless item, the most useless item
Human one: Human two is like a book on how to read
Human two: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
by AVeryDumbHuman May 27, 2022
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Whole ‘nother book

Another way to say “a whole ‘nother story,” or when a new topic is on a different level or problem
Person 1: Yeah, she’s crazy.
Person 2: But what about that other girl?
Person 1: That’s a whole ‘nother book, man.
by SouthernScout December 6, 2020
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