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me espresso

that's that me espresso, like Sabrina Carpenter said once.
that person can't even sleep cause he or she can't stop thinkin about you. you are so powerful and give that person an energy that's hard to explai, like a shot of espresso.
Person 1: "Johnny is soooo down bad when he's talking about you, he sounds giddy"
Person 2: "that's that me espresso"
by carpenter13 June 14, 2024
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Me

Someone who

Can barely spell because of his phone keyboard

Makes rarely more than 1 minute videos
Luke: oh look its (me, my name)

Me makes videos that are rarely longer than 1 minute!
by Dopeytwitsucksatfootball November 25, 2020
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Paint Me In Your Pickles

"Paint Me In Your Pickles" Is a act of BDSM. It involves an individual painting poo on someone elses stomach.
Woman#Paint me in your pickles!

Man#OK, your wish is my command.
by Meesta Whiskas October 1, 2010
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Turn me up shmere

When you see shmere go crazy or when shmere came in like dee
*girl twerks on shmere

"TURN ME UP SHMERE"
by TURN ME UP SHMEREE May 17, 2019
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You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
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Stop Command Q-ing Me

Usually said by the victim to get the message across to the person who is 'command q-ing'
"STOP COMMAND Q-ING ME!"
by VootVootAhh August 12, 2018
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If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head

Person 1:If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head
Person: Aw Shucks *gives aggressive head
by Giovanni's Boyfriend March 25, 2025
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