me

amazing

girl 1: wow that oerson is so amazing!!!! and cool!!!

me: is ti me!? obsiviouly

by eeehehehhahahahhahahahaggaha April 10, 2021

Ducking Me

When a person avoid confrontation because they are scared.

Me: clu get loud
clu: no
Me: clu why you ducking me?

by grhgrdhdrhrdgrhdrthdr April 19, 2021

pour me up

to pour the person who said the term an alcoholic beverage.

Hey bro go in the kitchen and pour me up.

by carebearsie February 14, 2023

FUCK ME, right?!

Popularized by Colleen Ballinger in her ukulele “apology” video, this expression exudes backhanded anger and frustration.

I’m an expert but FUCK ME, right?!

You don’t value me even though all I do is help you.. FUCK ME, right?!

I try so hard to do the right thing, but FUCK ME, right!?

by LingDanc803 November 21, 2023

Fountain of me

An elegant form of colitis interruptus whereby the mail swiftly removed his loaded cock from his bitches pussy and proceeds to shoot his load in his ho's face whilst she try's to drink it as though it were a fountain.

Liquisha had just finished filming 16 and pregnant and was worried about future unplanned insemination so her baby daddy offered a fountain of me as an alternative to a condomless explosion of semantin her pussy.

by Sluse-Pad May 4, 2014

me

me

me

by mememememememmem112 October 13, 2022

Can't See Me

Can't see me was a theory explored by Albert Einsten on why John Cena can't be seen by the naked eye. Within the first week of investigations Einstein had a blood vessel burst near his heart, leading to his death.

You Can't See Me!

by Killthetaxman May 9, 2022