Eat My Shorts, man

My good human being of which you have an x chromosome which defines your gender as “male,” I am making a suggestion to you, which considers that you remove my leg garments that are shorter than most for the reason of weather being too hot for clothing that covers the entirety of my legs, and once that task is completed you will take these leg garments that you have removed from my person, and begin to insert them into your mouth, henceforth you will begin the “eating” process, which consists of chewing the leg wear until it is broken down to the point where it is ready to be swallowed, where it will travel into the stomach, and be digested, causing its disintegration from gastronomic acids.

Eat my Shorts, man

by CaptainLipbalm December 2, 2018

transit white van man

A general noncey guy who likes to touch children and their armpits. Often could be a child trying to sexually harass ladies.

“That Ollie is such a transit white van man, he’s always trying to touch me.” said Evie to Tamzin.

by 69ordoggystyle August 10, 2019

Keeping The Other Man Warm

Keeping The Other Man Warm is a term to describe the acts of a female whom has been deemed a whore or prostitute.

Zach: Man, Rebecca was the love of my life forever...I can't believe she cheated on me with two guys !

Mike: Well, your not the first. Looks like she's just always Keeping The Other Man Warm when the times needed.

Zach: Damn.

by LyricalFauxpas September 5, 2011

penis sex man 69

the greatest discord user ever

Man I wish I was as cool as penis sex man 69

by penis sex man 70 February 22, 2021

1 man 1 jar

Its scarring to say the least

some kid from 2008: -searches 1 man 1 jar because he was told by his friends-
man: -crouches for a jar to go up his anus-
man: -glass shatters while in his anus-
man: -puddles of blood hit the ground-
man: -makes no sort of noise of pain or anything-

guess you can say he took it like a champ

by Fiction_name February 6, 2022

man of all work

a manservant who does all kinds of work such as cooking, dish-washing, washing and cleaning.

Being a man of all work, he can hardly take respite.

by uttam maharjan March 28, 2010

SECOND-STORY MAN

A man leaving an upstairs bedroom window, ahead of the returning husband.

We had to x-ray this second-story man's whole body after he jumped from the bedroom window trying to escape his girlfriend's husband, who returned home early.

by LynnMass50 December 7, 2016