brown snake

The action of shitting into a condom, than using it as a dildo.

Something Heather Carey would use as a dildo.

"Hey, Look! Heather is working that brown snake."

by TMyspace2000 July 26, 2009

Chris Browned

When a girl gets her ass beat by her boyfriend or husband for stepping out of line

Girl: Who the fuck is this bitch that keeps calling you?

Guy: BITCH u better get out my face with all that bullshit fore' u gets Chris Browned!

by Ksolo101 February 14, 2009

Doc Brown

A Doc Brown is acehived by standing over a woman (with consent), and deficating on her chest whilst masturbating over her face at exactly 88mph. It is believed that a Doc Brown will cause a tear in the fabric of space and time.

Doc Brown: "Marty! I found another way to generate 1.21 Gigawatts last night! I shit on Clara's chest and wacked off at 88mph till I busted on her face"

Marty: "You mean you put a Doc Brown on the bitch!? This is heavy Doc."

by Vladmir Bojangles November 19, 2007

brown hornet

To OD on heroin.

oh shit, she's dead. she got bitten by the brown hornet

by dnpr December 5, 2010

nathan brown

Usually a chill guy and someone who plays video games ,lazy ,and sometimes awesome and weird.says he’s cool and good friend

Hey Nathan brown u awesome

by Me it’s hey February 10, 2018

Brown Plummer

The oppisite of a blowkin. It is when a man eats a woman out while she takes a shit.

"Hey man, last night I gave my girlfriend a brown plummer."

"Dude thats fucking sick."

by G-Murder1882 January 7, 2009

brown waldo

A brown waldo is a bowel movement left in a strategic location that makes it hard to find. The more specific davenport (popularized by pro football player Najeh Davenport) would qualify, but a brown waldo may be dropped anywhere - not just in a closet hamper. You'll smell it before you see it!

This Christmas party sucks - I'm gonna go leave a brown waldo in their guest room.

<3 days later>

Dude ... where's the brown waldo? I can totally smell it!

by brownwaldo.com August 29, 2009