bleed a weasel

a coarse, and somewhat ridiculous, term for defecate

Excuse me, I gotta go bleed a weasel.

by Nirom Fej May 20, 2008

penis weasel

greatest word ever. used by lauren, autumn, and katie. used to fill silence during awkward moments.

"****silence****"
"penis weasel"
"yeah"

by lauren :] March 28, 2009

Waalex

Waalex rules, no way a gimp, like aaron who sucks good charlotte and loves them but they suck. Aaron thinks hes hard but hes just a slapwhore

Waalex Rules

by Waalex October 6, 2003

wale out

official term for bitching out and passing out like a bitch

Its hard to show off an erection when you wale out like Hugerich

by jenashortspat October 1, 2015

Pop-Goes-The-Weasel

When two guys take turns sucking each other off. They both must be in sitting positions facing each other before one bends down to take a suck then POPS back up while the other goes down for a suck. They continue alternating until satisfied. (Weaseling for short).

My partner and I don’t like 69ing but enjoy pleasing each other simultaneously so we do pop-goes-the-weasel.

by JustTip October 14, 2021

shit weasel

that stuff you plunge out of your bathtub when it gets clogged with hair

Gotta plunge the tub shit weasel is clogging the pipe.

by fangsneed June 22, 2012

ice weasel

anything that might trough a wrench into fixing your snowmobile - for good.

an ice weasel could be a potential ersatz spouse. Other examples could include: friends who make themselves out to be enemies; enemies who make themselves out to be friends.

by Rami Kuttaineh May 6, 2008