Trump Anonymous

When pro-Trump patriots who became inmates in the aftermath of the January 6 insurrection would meet up upon their release at undisclosed venues to support each other emotionally, with some unable to come to terms with the painful truth that the 2016 presidential election was not stolen from the Liar-in-Chief.

A number of sponsored Trump Anonymous groups have sprung up in red states as dozens of hardcore inmates are waiting to be released in coming months.

by Covido October 10, 2022

Trump bumping

1. An incestuous act with patriotic overtones.

2. Sexually abusing a sex worker, and covering it up with hush money.

- Greg was trump bumping his cousin the whole time they were up there "storming the capital" on January 6th, 2022.

- Many royals of the past engaged in Trump bumping in an effort to preserve their royal bloodlines (for the good of the nation, of course.)

by Flabbertyflibbit March 1, 2023

Trumbower

Something or someone that looked good on paper but turned out to be a worthless disappointment.

I understand why they recruited that dude, but geez, he turned out to be a real trumbower.

Thanks for getting me into that Blackstone stock. What a fucking trumbower that turned out to be.

by Driftless May 15, 2023

Soggy Truman

A bukake of 5 or more participants named as such for the numerous characters in the 'Truman Show'

Yo, that chick jess led us behind the bike shed and give her the old soggy Truman

by jpick01 May 20, 2015

Jackass Trump

Trump's fetish of sticking his dirty hands into the asshole of a mule. In order to get the shit nice and warm to moisturize his very orange skin with his eagle nest hair soaked in the piss of all his enemies and the mule. After this event the mule proceeds in kicking his tiny microscopic balls into next century, giving him a full half centimeter erection.

Yo that mother fucking trump just recorded his fetish known as Jackass Trump. That shit gave me mother fucking tumor on my dick my heart and brain. Gave the video -2000 out of 10. Wouldn't vote again.

by Trump's doctor January 20, 2017

Dirty Trump

After engaging in sexual intercourse with a girl, you put oranges in her ass, yelling "Dirty Trump" as you pass through the door.

"Oh man, I gave that girl a Dirty Trump!"

by seimejote February 16, 2017

The Trump Tan

A shitty fake tan, where the skin around your eyes is far much lighter than then rest of your body. Most common in politicians and insecure white women.

*Person 1 comes back from the tanning salon*

Person 1: "Check out my tan!"

Person 2: "Why the fuck are their white circles around your eyes?"

Person 3: " Oh shit, you got The Trump Tan!"

by Ass_Violater8008 July 21, 2017