Twitter

The armpit of the internet

Stay the fuck away bro trust me

Urban Dictionary made me put this here and made me include the word Twitter in it
Fuck you Urban Dictionary

by Youraveragestarwarsfan December 8, 2024

Twitter

Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline

''bro have you heard of twitter''
''yeah its alright but its kinda like Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline''
''U right''

by KindaIssac.Jpg November 22, 2020

Twitter Twain

Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.

Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.

by Teflon Johnny September 23, 2019

Twitter diving

The act of following an account on twitter then going to the first recommended follow after that and carrying on until you find something disturbing or you get bored

Person 1 "I went twitter diving yesterday and saw some fucked up shit"
Person 2 "such as"
Person 1 "you don't even wanna know"

by Idekidc May 19, 2021

Twittered

The act of imploding a perfectly functional and working solution from the inside with the power of sheer, f*cking hubris.

The largest, most expensive SpaceX rocket just blew up; it Twittered itself.

by FLY1NGSQU1RR3L April 20, 2023

Twitter

The area between the twat and shitter

I would lick her Twitter

by Nej December 10, 2017

Twitter

An app for gay people lol

A: “Hahahaha I saw this funny meme on Twitter the other day, look!”
B: “Omg congrats on coming out!!”

by Modern Jesus February 25, 2021