Turd Revenge

When you flush a monster sized one down the toilet then come back hours later to see it fermenting in the bowl, realizing one flush was not enough to banish it to the next realm.

After investigating the putridity emanating from the bathroom, I discovered a bad case of turd revenge.

by Poomonger April 21, 2011

mouse turds

The gunk that accretes on the bottom of a computer mouse.

Argh, my computer pointer is jumping all over the place.

Try cleaning off the mouse turds.

by col.panik June 15, 2011

Turd Squad

Have you ever been drunk at a club and started dancing with a 4/10? Of course you have. We all have that sober moment once in a while where we realize when we get home with them that they aren't good what so ever and think hmmm shouldn't do it... If this has happened to you join the elite group of the turd squad. When you go to pork that duster bend her over as if you're going to give it to her good then lick your pinky shove it in her ass and yell turd squad and dip the fuck out of that ratchets house. Only select few are capable of pulling off such legendary status.

"Dude that duster was bad you took home" "I know man but I dipped the pinky in the brown star and dipped"

"TURD SQUAD"

by Vergray September 12, 2014

Turd on a Salad

When life serves you up some serious funk.

Dude, turd on a salad! My hair is breaking off and orangish from the Nice and Easy box-crap bleach job you gave me. I have an interview tomorrow.

by Tacoville May 1, 2011

Pika-turd

It is a name for a persone with a high-pitched voice who always ends up in shit. This word is derived from the lovable character, Pikachu, with his high pitched voice and a turd as a person who always gets into shit.

Blond: <laughing hysterically> ah shit, my mom caught me again trying to have sex in their bed

Friend: You are such a Pika-turd, you keep on getting in the same shit. And stop laughing like a prick!

by Wincle November 28, 2010

the Cosmic Turd

– noun
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.

- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.

I couldn't get wood, so I had to slip her the Cosmic Turd...

by Ace42 November 13, 2011

Turd crimper

The posterior of a human being or animal, also anus.

"Bob, for god's sake put away your turd crimper. You're wearing a belt, USE IT!"

by heviarti March 22, 2009