Turd on a Salad

When life serves you up some serious funk.

Dude, turd on a salad! My hair is breaking off and orangish from the Nice and Easy box-crap bleach job you gave me. I have an interview tomorrow.

by Tacoville May 1, 2011

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turd on a log

When someone doesn't like being around you and they look at you like you are a turd on a log!

Ugh.. I don't want to hang out with her today. She is a turd on a log.

by Mammarie March 30, 2017

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It is a name for a persone with a high-pitched voice who always ends up in shit. This word is derived from the lovable character, Pikachu, with his high pitched voice and a turd as a person who always gets into shit.

Blond: <laughing hysterically> ah shit, my mom caught me again trying to have sex in their bed

Friend: You are such a Pika-turd, you keep on getting in the same shit. And stop laughing like a prick!

by Wincle November 28, 2010

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Turd crimper

The posterior of a human being or animal, also anus.

"Bob, for god's sake put away your turd crimper. You're wearing a belt, USE IT!"

by heviarti March 22, 2009

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Turd Squad

Have you ever been drunk at a club and started dancing with a 4/10? Of course you have. We all have that sober moment once in a while where we realize when we get home with them that they aren't good what so ever and think hmmm shouldn't do it... If this has happened to you join the elite group of the turd squad. When you go to pork that duster bend her over as if you're going to give it to her good then lick your pinky shove it in her ass and yell turd squad and dip the fuck out of that ratchets house. Only select few are capable of pulling off such legendary status.

"Dude that duster was bad you took home" "I know man but I dipped the pinky in the brown star and dipped"

"TURD SQUAD"

by Vergray September 12, 2014

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