slomp top

The act of pulling ones pants down and doing an extravagant drum roll on ones bare ass.
"damn look at jimmy hes killin that slomp top like john bohnam in moby dick."
by bones4436 April 10, 2010
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top drip

When the lava in a lava lamp combines to form a large gelatinous, miraculous, and hypnotizing creation at the top. This creation proceeds to pull downward under the force of gravity. It often takes the shape of a midget banana. It then drips...hence a top drip.
Adam: Wait for it...wait for it....could it be???
Deanna:.....SWEET! TOP DRIP!!!
by istandwitness October 06, 2005
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crucial topping

James: I need a crucial topping!
by JohnnyFleekins August 31, 2005
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Outside Top

When a person accidentially or purposely brushes against or grabs a females boobs on the outside of her clothes, hence outside top.
"Yeah, I accidentially outside topped that bitch but I think she liked it!"
by Bodders October 25, 2008
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Carrot Topped

CARROT-TOPPED: Is when a girl on her menstural period rubs her pussy on your head scalp after you perform oral on her..red wings.
Dick loved being "Carrot Topped" by Jane every time aunt flow came to town.

Jane loved to give all the boys "carrot tops" once a week every month.
by originalsinz69 March 07, 2010
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Carrot Topped

To lose a fight to a Ginger Haired male that used to be small/weedy in High School, but has now beefed up on the sauce (steroids), to become an even uglier looking Ginger, but with muscles and strength to boot. Said Beefcake lost all credits of being class clown.
"Wow, Chaz was so popular in school... I bet he didn't see himself being Carrot Topped by Schleprock Malone 10 years ago"

"Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"
by Ginger_Lover March 08, 2010
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Mountain Top

Receiving a blowjob from a woman on the top of a mountain.
Guy #1: "This hot chick and I took a hike up a mountain and she sucked me off!"
Guy #2: "Nice! You got that Mountain Top!"
by The One and Only Mr. Clean September 23, 2018
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