tiernach

fat little irish maths teacher that waddles everywhere

Fuck off tiernach

by edward wells November 30, 2019

beauty tiers

The tiers of physical attraction, usually used by men to rate women. It goes from 1-10, but the highest is a 9.5, although 9.5s are very rare. The lowest is a 1.5, which are very rare too.

The Beauty Tiers:
1.5- Deformed
2- Disfigured
3- Hideous
4- Ugly
5- Plain
6- Pretty
7- Sexy
8- Hot
9- Beautiful
9.5- Gorgeous

by lilzor July 11, 2016

That's What Tiger Said

Like 'That's What She Said' but instead of 'She', it is replaced with Tiger Woods. Used when something sexual a guy would say because, well, Tiger didn't stop at 3 hoes like Santa Clause.

(Saturday Night Live)

Annoucer: Lets take a look at the hole w/ our arial camera
Girl: Haha, That's what Tiger said!

by LaFawnduh69 July 4, 2010

awkward tiger

An activity similar to the awkward turtle in meaning but not in actual action. You proceed by making your hand into a tiger paw and slightly taping/slapping/clawing/mostly whiping the person's face. Then say "Awkward Tiger" and laugh appropriately.

We were talking about last night's homework and then George tells me I have sexy pant (in all seriousness).
I proceed to Awkward tiger

by A. Tiger April 21, 2008

White Tiger

Take Cum From Multiple Men And Aplly It All Over A Woman. Command Her To Get On All Fours. Fuck Her In The Ass While She Prowls Around The Room, Growling.

Hey Chuck did you see the Whtie Tiger I posted on Youporn.com

That was a nice White Tiger

That was a sticky White Tiger

by Chuck Gromally May 8, 2008

Tiger Woods

When you whack a girl in the face with a boner like Tiger Woods teeing off.

Jake gave me a Tiger Woods last night for not giving him a bj

by jake and drew are pimps October 9, 2008

Tiger Woods Special

When you hit your head off something and have a golf ball sized bump.

"hey man wtf happened to you?"
-"I got blasted last night and hit my head"
"did you ever bro, you got a 100% legit Tiger Woods Special going on up there"

by Samsquanch21 December 20, 2009