Jewish Standard Time

A standard of time, normally being about 26 minutes after the rest of the people within your time zone.

Dude, WTF? Can't you make it to work on time? Are all your clocks set on Jewish Standard Time?

by Sgt. I.M. Nobody January 17, 2009

shiver me timbers

An exclamation, of surprise or otherwise. This phrase originated from when the water or a canon would hit the ship, and the ship would shake. Hence, shivering, and timbers being the actual ship.

Shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat! Get out of me rum!

by Julie Raven September 7, 2008

give her the time

to have sex, an obviously articulate male's way of putting it. Originated in The Catcher in the Rye.

How'd your date go last night man?
Awesome, we drove up to lookout point and i gave her the time in the back seat.

by lauren February 22, 2005

a good time

When you have 4 hours of writing ahead of you and it’s due in 2 hours.

A good time is starting and finding a 40 page paper in 2 hours.

by A sleep deprived person January 7, 2020

Time Police

A force of four from the show "Superjail", dedicated to serving the "time court" and throwing people in "time jail"who have commited "time crimes". Also, they always sing.

"Never run away from the time police! You will not survive!"

by Variaman September 20, 2009

Time Zone Dyslexia

A condition where the sufferer routinely adds or subtracts wrong when planning things in more than one time zone.

Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.

Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?

You told NYC to dial in at 10 but Chicago at 11; so is the call for 10 or 12EST?
D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia.

by La Jen June 12, 2011

half-time hoot

the act of relighting a previously put out joint because everyone got way too stoned to finish it the first time, but now is ready for a second round.

Hey I`m sober, wanna half-time hoot?

by SLSS April 25, 2007