tight

mad
salty
pissed

this girl got me so tight right now

by xxdrexler February 27, 2017

tight as a coke bottle

When something you wear (more commonly used for sex) is to tight.

Damn this condom is As 'tight as a coke bottle'

by LaffyAfi73 April 2, 2017

twighterfergitis

Rash caused by suffering blunt force trauma to the cranium.

Bill - "oh man i have a really bad rash and a boo boo on my head"
Ben - "probs have twighterfergitis from that fucker dropping his phone on you"
bill - "oh shit"

by //mps June 16, 2017

taighten

Guy with a small choad. Very gay and likes anal.

Ewww that person is a taighten

by Kerrycart April 18, 2018

Tight as a dot

A phrase used when describing some bomb ass pussy.

"Dude. That girl's pussy was tight as a dot!"

by WubalubaAids August 22, 2017

tight-fittin' genes

An unfortunate inherited "legacy" which cause many of the descendants to be heavy-statured, whether they try to live healthfully or not.

(From an old Snuffy Smith cartoon) Elviney: I am soooo envious of that woman down the street --- she gets a brand-new dress every week!
Loweezy: Oh, no worries, darlin' --- that's only 'cuz she goes up another DRESS SIZE every week! It's those dad-blamed tight-fittin' genes!

by QuacksO September 30, 2017

Tight arse

Australian Slang for someone whom is so tight with there money that they argue that they shouldn’t have to be liable for damages they caused.

“Usually if people break something they pay for it”

“I shouldn’t have to”

“Well you’re a tight arse”

by Wellbeing Creater May 1, 2018