Pirate Stoned

When you are so stoned you can only keep one eye open, like a pirate.

dude im pirate stoned! ARRRGGG!

by YourSlampeice'sBestFriend November 16, 2010

Bottle Pirate

Bipedal individual who collects bottles and cans out of curbside recycling for their cash redemption value.

Really? My bottle pirate is so quiet and efficient, I never notice him.

by thebrenna March 2, 2011

pirate passage

when you get on your knees and let someone pour a space bag down your throat while two people beat you with sticks.

that whiskey douchin' piece of shit gave me the pirate passage!

by Trip Levine January 31, 2007

interweb pirates

underworld pirates from above said website. they plunder the interwebs in search for epic treasures. most of these pirates still live at home with their mothers in the basement.

interweb pirates will plunder ur ninja face any day.

by fred ginn December 20, 2008

hobbling pirate

During sex you cum in her eye and kick her in the knee

Last night I did the hobbling pirate to jenny. She threatening to sue

by Swaggett November 7, 2013

pole pirate

a gay guy or a whore

elton john is a pole pirate

by jake b33km@n February 28, 2011

Sidewalk Pirate

Someone that lives or makes a living on the sidewalk. This includes bums, homeless, sidewalk performers, etc.

We were driving down the road and saw a genius sidewalk pirate with a dancing monkey!

by CaptainZ November 27, 2007