by red dread May 16, 2014

by J Barnes September 4, 2023

Eating that cooch shamefully, similar to how a turtle pokes its head out
Being bad at given a female oral
Being bad at given a female oral
“How was last night, did he go down on you?”
“Well… something like that, he ended up turtle-tonguing me, it was painfully slow and anticlimactic”
“Well… something like that, he ended up turtle-tonguing me, it was painfully slow and anticlimactic”
by Cowhide19 August 12, 2025

by EmmiTisma May 8, 2017

by That one guys friend June 2, 2025

by k3zy3 April 16, 2023

When one licks another's sweaty testicles whilst vacationing on a beach wearing a concealed suicide vest.
by KingFoopaTroopa June 12, 2023
