Status Humping

A person who likes every status update you make on facebook

Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.

Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.

Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?

by sxycanuck October 19, 2011

Statue of Libiddy

Da disparaging term dat da freedom-and-equal-rights-opposing Osama bin Laden might have referred to sculptor Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi's greatest creation.

If Homer Simpson actually did eventually write back to his "old pen pal", he might not want to use a patriotic postage stamp for mailing da envelope to dat particular Arab male-dominance fanatic, since said prejudiced towel-head might not even wanna open a letter with a picture of da "Statue of Libiddy" affixed to it!

by QuacksO October 18, 2024

Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.

Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status

by original name May 29, 2012

unc status

After becoming a real uncle or looking after and caring for kids in any certain certain way all of your attributes will be enhanced. Whether it be in the gym or not, your attributes will be raised significantly after reaching this mark.

My brother just got kids and I have officially reached unc status.

by gupperlog May 23, 2024

Statue protests

Statue protests never had anything to do with George Floyd's death. The one thing thing Confederate statues to George Floyd's death is strings of misinformation about what the Confederacy was and why there was a Civil War in America.

Statue protests have as much to do with George Floyd's death as penguins have to do with the North pole.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

status takeback

When a person deletes their facebook status after someone proves them wrong

Did you see her status?
No
Oh she must've done a status takeback

by hopdog February 1, 2015

Status attack

A Status Attack is constituted by 15 unrepeated comments by one or more people on a persons Facebook status.

Holy crap is my ass sore from that status attack!

by Gigglecloud March 14, 2009