Virgin Status

A facebook status that has ZERO likes or comments
An post on your wall to an apartment warming party from your needy friend. *no likes or comments*, thus your Virgin Status
by ludtke337 August 23, 2012
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Lip Status: Packed

A common meme depicting Squidward packing a fat lip of Copenhagen long cut dipping tobacco with the upper text reading "LIP STATUS:" and the lower text reading "PACKED." Squidward is wearing a camouflage hat in the image and there is a translucent confederate flag watermark over the entire meme.
Guy 1 - What's up dude?
Guy 2 - LIP STATUS: PACKED
Guy 2 - Hell yeah brother, if you ain't packin' you slackin'
by Migdal Kadanoff May 8, 2024
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sock statue

After using a sock as a jazz rag, proping said sock up, resembling a statue.
Look behind the entertainment center, next to the sock statue.
by Gout Slayer September 18, 2017
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status killer

A person who likes a perfectly likable status that causes others to not like it in return because of the person's personality.
-Man did you see that really good status with those awesome lyrics?

-Yeah it was really insightful and cool.
-You didn't like it though?
-Yeah true.
-Damn status killers taking away from my status' success!!
by André10000 November 11, 2011
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Frontiers Status

Often used as an interjection during a sexually explicit or inappropriate video or image to Sonic from Sonic Frontiers beating the shit out of the Titans (The Titans being Giganto, Wyvern, Knight, and Supreme). Accompanied by either "Undefeatable", "Break Through It All", "Find Your Flame", or "I'm Here."
Frontiers Status is a meme and in most cases won't be used in conversation.
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Creaper status

when some one you dont like trys to get with you and is akward about it. yet continues to try to get your name, facebook, phone number. anything
this guy i work with is creaper status because he keeps tryn to hit on me and its akward. so today i told him that he was creaper status.
by Jmaaluverke December 8, 2010
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Beatdown Status

Slang for "there's a hamster in your ass"
Oh shit, you got a beatdown status my guy! Go HalloCast your fatass outta here nigga!
by JeromeTheSalanditMolester November 21, 2021
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