running on retard

When a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to 'zone-out', become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls.

EXAMPLE:

'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.

by TaTa Bondage January 17, 2011

Watermelon Run

the act of sticking ur dick in a watermelon and running around ur neighborhood with it while singing "the star spangled banner"

Timmy was doing the watermelon run but got kidnapped by raisins

by autistic golf ball December 17, 2010

Billy Run

The act of physically holding your ass-cheeks with your hands and running for dear life, dignity and decency towards the nearest restroom. And why? Because you've really gotta go.

Jeremy: Man, you know, I had a hilarious time yesterday.

Frank: Why's that?

Jeremy: Because me and my girlfriend were at the mall and she had to do a Billy Run. Dammit that was funny!

Frank: HAH!

by THat one guy nobody knows June 27, 2010

Circle Run

An annual summer tradition among male expatriates residing in Moscow, Russia. The event involves the consumption of one beer (0.5L) outside each of the stations on line #5 Koltsevaya (Кольцевая) of the Moskovsky metropoliten subway system. The Koltsevaya line performs a loop around the center of Moscow which allows the event to start and end at the same location. At each respective subway station, the beer may be consumed in a restaurant, bar or purchased at a kiosk and consumed on the street - but never more than 150 meters from the entrance to the respective station. Highlights of the run include conversations with inebriated homeless locals, avoiding eye contact with police officials, and heated debates over the appropriate locale for the post-run celebration. In order to be socially responsible during the event, participants very often volunteer to help tutor certain single females met along the way to improve their English language abilities.

The 2010 Circle Run occurring on 25 June 2010.

by Circle Hero June 28, 2010

Arnie Run

is when you go to the local store to get as many " Arnold Palmer Half & Half Lemonade Iced Teas" as possible

Husband- do we have any Arnold Palmers left?

Wife- No you drank the last one yesterday.

Husband- ok, i will be back later, I have to go on a Arnie Run.

by JEddy1 October 25, 2010

buck run

When someone pretends to borrow a buck or more in dollar bills and then runs off with it leaving the victim pennyless.

Sarah: Oh look, the Salvation Army is doing donations for the Christmas season.

Lenny: No stupid, it's a bum on a buck run.
(background: Woo-hoo! I'm rich! Goodbye sucker, hello Absolut!)

by Jose Gomez October 5, 2006

sweat running

Someone that seeks sex in hot dry heat, for example on hot sandy beaches or in the sauna.

That Neil is one crazy mofo, I heard he's going sweat running at the health farm tonight

by Nemo Carlisle March 4, 2007