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The Nothing Nap

The period of time when a person is semiconscious, when their brain is empty but they are not asleep.
I took the nothing nap on my way to town. I both do and do not remember the trip.
by BraveGuide July 18, 2023
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Mathematical Nap

When the aftermath of overworking with too much x's and y's make someone zzz when they doze or nod off.
Prof. Ziz’s mild snore got some mean colleagues take a shot of him having a mathematical nap, which was suspected to be filled with ƶ, ƶ², …, √ƶ, ℤ.
by Numerati December 16, 2024
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Haya nap

When you sleep or take a nap for exactly 26 minutes
by SekeganO January 6, 2021
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jesus nap

a Jesus nap is where you feel like you're gonna die from whatever you ate and you just have to sleep for the salvation of those around you.
After a nice brunch, complete with mimosas, I think it's time for a Jesus Nap.
by jpeg1024 April 5, 2015
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Grunt-nap

A nap taken with no normal comforts such as pillows or covers. Usually taken with little notice in a small window of time in an uncomfortable location such as a hanger floor or a foxhole
Did you get any sleep?”
“Yeah I got a grunt-nap while I was waiting for EOD to show up”
by the great whan July 27, 2018
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Take a nap

Okay, I don't know if you people are mentally ill or just stupid but these definitions are way off. Taking a nap means to sleep for a bit if you feel tired but it's not quite time for you to go to bed.
Oh my gosh, I am getting tired but it is too early to turn in for the night.

You should probably take a nap.
by SLAY!!!! March 29, 2023
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