Mexican Diabetes

Also known as "Type 3 Diabetes" or "Tipo Tres", it is diabetes that is contracted when your pancreas is stolen from you and sold on the black market while you lay in a bathtub full of ice.

Joel: "What got up your ass?"
Joe: "Sorry man, I got Mexican Diabetes so I get grumpy from insulin deprevation"
Joel: "Is that why you voted Trump?"
Joe: "One of the reasons"

by GoonBoom March 11, 2017

mexican neckbrace

When a woman wraps her thighs around the face of man with a moustache like Tom Selleck and a Hat like Speedy Gonzalez and says “ándale arriba!”

“Jimmy came to work on Monday with whiplash!”

“Yeah, I heard Monica gave him The Mexican Neckbrace after that party on the weekend.”

by Ames_on_fire March 9, 2018

Mexican Yodel

(noun) flatulence

I ate so many beans last night that my Mexican yodel sounded like a ranchero version of Hocus Pocus by Focus

by Crazy Habanero November 6, 2011

mexican strainer

A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water as they eat them out.

Horny and thirsty? Why not Mexican strainer?

by Mr. Id November 25, 2018

Mexican squeegee

When you cum on a girls face and whip it with your dick.

I gave her the good old Mexican squeegee.

by b0bburg3r March 11, 2021

mexican slide

Crossing two or more lanes without yielding to get around heavy traffic or make a last minute exit.

Hey you're going to need to make a Mexican slide if you want to make that exit.

by Cignayshe April 24, 2016

Snow Mexicans

Canadians

I went to Canada last summer and saw a bunch of Snow Mexicans.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023